diff --git a/modules/nixos/wyoming.nix b/modules/nixos/wyoming.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..de52274f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/nixos/wyoming.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+let
+  serverModule = {
+    config,
+    lib,
+    ...
+  }: let
+    inherit (lib.options) mkOption;
+    inherit (lib.modules) mkIf mkOptionDefault;
+    inherit (lib.strings) match toInt;
+    inherit (lib.lists) elemAt;
+  in {
+    options = with lib.types; {
+      bind = mkOption {
+        type = str;
+        readOnly = true;
+      };
+      port = mkOption {
+        type = port;
+        readOnly = true;
+      };
+    };
+    config = let
+      matched = match "^tcp://(.*):([0-9]+)$" config.uri;
+      bind = elemAt matched 0;
+      port = toInt (elemAt matched 1);
+    in {
+      bind = mkIf (matched != null) (mkOptionDefault bind);
+      port = mkIf (matched != null) (mkOptionDefault port);
+    };
+  };
+  nonServerModule = service: {
+    config,
+    lib,
+    ...
+  } @ args: let
+    cfg = config.services.wyoming.${service};
+    module = serverModule (args
+      // {
+        name = service;
+        config = cfg;
+      });
+  in {
+    options.services.wyoming.${service} = module.options;
+    config.services.wyoming.${service} = module.config;
+  };
+in
+  {
+    config,
+    lib,
+    ...
+  }: let
+    inherit (lib.options) mkOption;
+    inherit (lib.attrsets) genAttrs;
+    serviceNames = ["piper" "faster-whisper"];
+    nonServerNames = ["openwakeword" "satellite"];
+    nonServerServices = map nonServerModule nonServerNames;
+  in {
+    imports = nonServerServices;
+
+    options.services.wyoming = let
+      mkServiceOptions = service:
+        with lib.types; {
+          servers = mkOption {
+            type = attrsOf (submodule [serverModule]);
+          };
+        };
+      serverServices = genAttrs serviceNames mkServiceOptions;
+    in
+      serverServices
+      // {
+      };
+  }
diff --git a/modules/system/exports/wyoming.nix b/modules/system/exports/wyoming.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cf91106f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/system/exports/wyoming.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+{
+  lib,
+  gensokyo-zone,
+  ...
+}: let
+  inherit (gensokyo-zone.lib) mkAlmostOptionDefault;
+  inherit (lib.modules) mkIf;
+  wyomingService = {config, ...}: {
+    nixos = {
+      serviceAttrPath = ["services" "wyoming" config.name];
+      assertions = [
+        (nixosConfig: let
+          service = nixosConfig.services.wyoming.${config.name};
+          cfg = service.servers.${config.id} or service;
+        in {
+          assertion = (! cfg ? enable) || (config.enable == cfg.enable);
+          message = "enable mismatch";
+        })
+        (mkIf config.enable (nixosConfig: let
+          service = nixosConfig.services.wyoming.${config.name};
+          cfg = service.servers.${config.id} or service;
+        in {
+          assertion = ! cfg.enable or false || config.ports.default.port == cfg.port or null;
+          message = "port mismatch";
+        }))
+      ];
+    };
+    defaults.port.listen = mkAlmostOptionDefault "lan";
+    ports = {
+      default = {
+        transport = "tcp";
+      };
+    };
+  };
+in {
+  config.exports.services = {
+    faster-whisper = {config, ...}: {
+      imports = [wyomingService];
+      displayName = mkAlmostOptionDefault "Wyoming Whisper";
+      id = mkAlmostOptionDefault "whisper";
+      ports.default.port = mkAlmostOptionDefault 10300;
+    };
+    piper = {config, ...}: {
+      imports = [wyomingService];
+      displayName = mkAlmostOptionDefault "Wyoming Piper";
+      id = mkAlmostOptionDefault "piper";
+      ports.default.port = mkAlmostOptionDefault 10200;
+    };
+    openwakeword = {config, ...}: {
+      imports = [wyomingService];
+      displayName = mkAlmostOptionDefault "Wyoming openWakeWord";
+      ports.default.port = mkAlmostOptionDefault 10400;
+    };
+    satellite = {config, ...}: {
+      imports = [wyomingService];
+      displayName = mkAlmostOptionDefault "Wyoming Satellite";
+      ports.default.port = mkAlmostOptionDefault 10700;
+    };
+  };
+}
diff --git a/nixos/wyoming/openwakeword.nix b/nixos/wyoming/openwakeword.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..1acf1dd8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nixos/wyoming/openwakeword.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}: let
+  inherit (lib.modules) mkIf mkDefault;
+  cfg = config.services.wyoming.openwakeword;
+in {
+  imports = [./wyoming.nix];
+  services.wyoming.openwakeword = {
+    enable = mkDefault true;
+    uri = mkDefault "tcp://0.0.0.0:10400";
+    # models: https://github.com/dscripka/openWakeWord?tab=readme-ov-file#pre-trained-models
+    preloadModels = mkDefault [
+      "ok_nabu"
+      "hey_rhasspy"
+    ];
+  };
+
+  # allow access to LAN satellites
+  networking.firewall.interfaces.local.allowedTCPPorts = mkIf cfg.enable [cfg.port];
+}
diff --git a/nixos/wyoming/piper.nix b/nixos/wyoming/piper.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..45db76ae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nixos/wyoming/piper.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}: let
+  inherit (lib.modules) mkDefault;
+in {
+  imports = [./wyoming.nix];
+  services.wyoming.piper = {
+    # voices: https://rhasspy.github.io/piper-samples/
+    servers.piper = {
+      enable = mkDefault true;
+      uri = mkDefault "tcp://0.0.0.0:10200";
+      voice = mkDefault "en_GB-semaine-medium";
+      speaker = mkDefault 0;
+    };
+  };
+}
diff --git a/nixos/wyoming/whisper.nix b/nixos/wyoming/whisper.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..826e452f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nixos/wyoming/whisper.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}: let
+  inherit (lib.modules) mkIf mkForce mkDefault;
+  cfg = config.services.wyoming.faster-whisper;
+  inherit (cfg.servers) whisper;
+  useRocm = false; # broken...
+in {
+  imports = [./wyoming.nix];
+  services.wyoming.faster-whisper = {
+    # models: https://github.com/rhasspy/wyoming-faster-whisper/releases/tag/v2.0.0
+    servers.whisper = {
+      enable = mkDefault true;
+      language = mkDefault "en";
+      model = let
+        #distil = "distil";
+        #distil = "distil-whisper/distil-whisper";
+        distil = "Systran/faster-distil-whisper";
+        #size = "small.en";
+        size = "medium.en";
+        #size = "large-v3";
+      in
+        mkDefault "${distil}-${size}";
+      uri = mkDefault "tcp://0.0.0.0:10300";
+      device = mkIf useRocm "cuda";
+    };
+  };
+  systemd.services.wyoming-faster-whisper-whisper = mkIf whisper.enable {
+    serviceConfig = mkIf (whisper.device != "cpu" && useRocm) {
+      DeviceAllow = [
+        "char-drm"
+        "char-kfd"
+      ];
+      SupplementaryGroups = ["render"];
+      PrivateDevices = mkForce false;
+    };
+  };
+}
diff --git a/nixos/wyoming/wyoming.nix b/nixos/wyoming/wyoming.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..8e3bb75c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nixos/wyoming/wyoming.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}: let
+  inherit (lib.modules) mkIf mkMerge;
+  inherit (lib.attrsets) mapAttrsToList;
+  cfgs = config.services.wyoming;
+in {
+  config = {
+    networking.firewall.interfaces.lan.allowedTCPPorts = let
+      mkServerPort = _: server: mkIf (server.enable && server ? port) server.port;
+      mkServicePorts = name: cfg:
+        mapAttrsToList mkServerPort
+        cfg.servers
+        or {
+          ${name} = cfg;
+        };
+    in
+      mkMerge (mapAttrsToList mkServicePorts cfgs);
+  };
+}
diff --git a/overlays/llm.nix b/overlays/llm.nix
index a392bd6c..1797f637 100644
--- a/overlays/llm.nix
+++ b/overlays/llm.nix
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ in {
     postPatch =
       ''
         substituteInPlace api/types.go \
-          --replace 'UseMMap:   nil,' 'UseMMap:   &[]bool{true}[0],'
+          --replace-fail 'UseMMap:   nil,' 'UseMMap:   &[]bool{true}[0],'
       ''
       + old.postPatch or "";
     doCheck = false;
@@ -39,4 +39,16 @@ in {
       inherit src patches;
     };
   });
+
+  wyoming-openwakeword = let
+    inherit (prev) wyoming-openwakeword;
+    drv = prev.wyoming-openwakeword.override {
+      python3Packages = final.python311Packages;
+    };
+    isPython312 = lib.versionAtLeast final.python3Packages.python.version "3.12";
+    isBroken = wyoming-openwakeword.version == "1.10.0" && isPython312;
+  in
+    if isBroken
+    then drv
+    else lib.warnIf isPython312 "wyoming-openwakeword override outdated" wyoming-openwakeword;
 }
diff --git a/systems/mediabox/default.nix b/systems/mediabox/default.nix
index cf11ae90..ca684085 100644
--- a/systems/mediabox/default.nix
+++ b/systems/mediabox/default.nix
@@ -20,6 +20,9 @@ _: {
         enable = true;
         ports.proxied.enable = true;
       };
+      piper.enable = true;
+      faster-whisper.enable = true;
+      openwakeword.enable = true;
       cloudflared.enable = true;
       plex.enable = true;
       invidious.enable = true;
diff --git a/systems/mediabox/nixos.nix b/systems/mediabox/nixos.nix
index e79e4e29..ef96e808 100644
--- a/systems/mediabox/nixos.nix
+++ b/systems/mediabox/nixos.nix
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 {
   config,
+  gensokyo-zone,
   meta,
   lib,
   pkgs,
@@ -16,6 +17,20 @@
     "/mnt/Movies".hostPath = kyuuto.libraryDir + "/movies";
     "/mnt/Music".hostPath = kyuuto.libraryDir + "/music/assorted";
   };
+  useZLUDA = false;
+  useRocm = useZLUDA;
+  rocmPackages =
+    if useZLUDA
+    then pkgs.rocmPackages_5
+    else pkgs.rocmPackages;
+  zluda = let
+    rustChannel = gensokyo-zone.inputs.systemd2mqtt.inputs.rust.legacyPackages.x86_64-linux.releases."1.79.0";
+  in
+    pkgs.zluda.override {
+      inherit rocmPackages;
+      inherit (rustChannel) rustPlatform;
+      inherit (rustChannel.buildChannel) rustc;
+    };
 in {
   imports = let
     inherit (meta) nixos;
@@ -38,6 +53,11 @@ in {
     nixos.mediatomb
     nixos.invidious
 
+    # accelerated
+    nixos.wyoming.whisper
+    nixos.wyoming.piper
+    nixos.wyoming.openwakeword
+
     # yarr harr fiddle dee dee >w<
     nixos.radarr
     nixos.sonarr
@@ -75,10 +95,22 @@ in {
     in [libraryDir];
   };
 
+  nixpkgs.config = mkIf useZLUDA {
+    cudaSupport = true;
+  };
   hardware.graphics = {
     enable = true;
-    extraPackages = with pkgs; [mesa.drivers];
+    extraPackages = with pkgs;
+      mkMerge [
+        [mesa.drivers]
+        (mkIf useZLUDA [zluda])
+        (mkIf useRocm [rocmPackages.clr.icd rocmPackages.clr])
+      ];
   };
+  environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
+    radeontop
+    (mkIf useRocm rocmPackages.rocminfo)
+  ];
 
   fileSystems = let
     bind = {